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Zen Joke: There's a barbecue at the Zen Buddhist Temple, and the Zen Master's working the grill. A young monk reverently approaches. The Roshi looks up, smiles and says, "Wanna tofu hotdog? "The monk replies: "Please, Master, make me one with everything."